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Guatemala dating guide advises how to pick up Guatemalan girls and how to hookup with local women in Guatemala. Travel, enjoy and have fun with hot single girls and you might even meet the love of your life. Read more on how to date Guatemalan women, where to find sex and how to get laid in Guatemala, North America.

View from Volcano Pacaya, Guatemala

The country of Guatemala is located in Central America. While it is not a very popular tourist destination, the country is the biggest in its region in terms of population. With almost 17 million people residing in the country, you can be sure of finding a few hot girls at the bare minimum if you are a tourist, headed to the country to have some sex. The Caribbean and Belize are situated to its northeast, El Salvador to its southeast, and Honduras to its east.

Guatemala shares its borders with Mexico in the north and the west, while the Pacific Ocean lies to the South. The country is a biodiversity hotspot and its convenient location does make it a sort of pass-by destination for many young tourists, especially men who are looking to hook up with some sexy Central American naughty females. In this article, we shall tell you more about the women of Guatemala and tricks, tips, and advice on how to get laid in the country.

Guatemala Top 10 Overview:

Chance of picking up girls: 3 / 5

Picking up at daytime: 2 / 5

Picking up at nighttime: 3 / 5

Looks of girls: 3 / 5

Attitude of girls: 4 / 5

Nightlife in general: 2 / 5

Locals' English level: 2 / 5

Transportation: 2 / 5

Budget per day: US$50 - $300

Accommodation: US$10 - $200

Guatemalan Girls

The country of Guatemala is probably the most underrated ones in the entire Central American belt. While most of the talk is about the women in Mexico, Honduras, and even Belize, the girls of Guatemala are often ignored. Well, the truth is many girls in the country are truly beautiful and can make you fall in love with them, or at the bare minimum make you lust for them. But, the casual overlooking has often not brought to attention the chances of getting laid in the country of Guatemala.

Yes, admittedly, the women of Guatemala on an average are not considered to be very beautiful, most of them are average looking, and score very low on the desirability, but you can take it upon yourself to find some of the hottest women in the country. Once you begin looking in the right places, you are assured to do supremely well. The country has a population of almost 17 million people, this is almost double that of the population of the next most populous country in the entire region. Keeping this stat in mind, it is quite safe to say that the country is bound to have wider choices, albeit, they might all not be appealing to you. But, much like how a miner struggles to find a diamond, you too must undergo a painstaking process to discover some of the most popular places where you can find the most sought after Guatemalan seductresses. Most of whom are often not spotted commonly on streets and public areas.

Now, most of the women in Guatemala that you shall encounter are of native American backgrounds; they are easy to notice as these women have slightly bronze-colored skin as opposed to the wheatish skin of the other types of women. Some women have mixed American and European ancestry, while about 20% of the total population of women has a rich European ancestry and they tend to be the most beautiful, desirable, and stunning women.

Now, if we take into consideration the personalities of these Guatemalan women, we shall realize that most of the women are mellow and shy. The women, right from a young age are taught about their culture and are instilled with traditional values. Most of the women are very conservative and religious as well. They are Catholics and follow their faith with the utmost sincerity, they pray often and are God-Fearing. The girls are often raised in a conservative environment where gender defined roles are strictly adhered to.

RatingLooks Looks of girls: 3 / 5

Most of them have dark hair, naturally occurring brown colored eyes, and they have round faces with a marginally defined jawline. These women might not have very attractive facial features but a bit of grooming and make-up surely does enhance their appearance. Often, most of the Guatemalan women prefer not to undergo the knife to look better or younger with the help of cosmetic procedures, rather, they take good care of themselves to look beautiful naturally. However, most of these Guatemalan women have excellent figures and range varying from slim and slender to voluptuous. They often have a good body, with magnificent breasts and medium-sized firm buttocks.

RatingAttitude Attitude of girls: 4 / 5

The attitude of Guatemalan women is what makes them special in many ways. They are warm and friendly beings, who are very much approachable. They are polite, soft-spoken, and highly respectful. These characteristics are what justify the high rating given above.

How to Pick Up Girls

The Guatemalan women, as described above are average looking but very pleasant and friendly to meet. Picking up girls, therefore, has its own set of challenges. While the women are easy to approach, you might not want to approach many because of their looks, here you shall have to hunt for those few elusive beauties. Hence, picking up girls in Guatemala shall require you to have a keen eye and a good social network while limited communication skills shall not prove to be much of an obstacle. Further details about picking up girls are given in the sections below.

RatingPickup Chance of picking up: 3 / 5

The chance of picking up women in the country of Guatemala are quite good, while you may have to work hard to find a woman who truly makes you go weak in the knees, you will have a good shot as many of them are easy and additionally, they do have a thing for foreigners.

Tips for Daytime

Without beating too much around the bush, the daytime game in the entire country of Guatemala is rather unfortunately dull. It seldom matters which part of the country you are in as this is a direct side effect of the conservative culture in which the women and girls are raised. Most of the girls are looking to do their work diligently without getting too distracted by the men. During the daytime, the women seldom communicate with strange men or initiate conversations with them. While the sun is out and shining brightly on the country of Guatemala it is your job to go to the women and break the ice. The women, depending on how they like you, and how worth the risk it is to talk to a gringo shall take things further. As society is conservative, they often shun taking risks and getting friendly with strangers to avoid gossip.

The best places in the country of Guatemala to meet women and flirt with them during the daytime are the following cities:

  • San Pedro
San Pedro La Laguna, in Sololá department, Guatemala
  • Panajachel
Panajachel
  • Xela
Xela

These cities have a considerable population of women, who are better educated, slightly more open-minded and they also are a little comfortable in flirting with strange tourists.

How to approach the girls?

Approaching the women in the country of Guatemala is a tricky task. It is placed right in-between the spectrum of conservative and liberal women. This is primarily because, most of the women here, despite being raised in a conservative environment are known to be warm, friendly, and approachable. But their reaction to your advances is a probability that has no definite odds, it could be as unpredictable as the flip of a coin or the roll of a dice. Hence, while approaching women in the country, you should be subtle, charming, and funny.

Most of the local women have seen the tougher side of life. It is only in the major cities that some of the upper-class women have had it easy. So, a little bit of humor shall surely make things a lot easier and lighten up the mood. Once you break the ice, you major task shall be that off establishing a considerable level of comfort and while most Guatemalan women in big cities are friendly and get close easily, they do not get intimate before 3 dates unless they are Gringo hunters where you pretty much are lucky and have to do nothing at all. Otherwise, to convince the women into bed, you shall have to embrace your inner romantic, be a poet, be a storyteller, while it is not recommended to lie, you could exaggerate a bit for entertainment purposes and woo women by making it sound like “lovemaking” rather than referring to it as just “sex”.

RatingDaytime Chance of picking up at daytime: 2 / 5

Chances of picking up women at daytime are poor in the country of Guatemala, seldom shall you see pretty women anywhere during the daytime. You shall have to work hard to find these beauties and much of this involves visiting the right places in the appropriate cities. While much of this is reflected in the above-given rating, more details are given in the section below.

Best Places to Meet Girls

The best locations to meet Guatemalan women during the daytime are undoubtedly situated in some of the biggest Guatemalan cities as mentioned in the sections above. The best bet that a tourist can take is to head to the capital city of the country, Guatemala City.

The capital city is known for being the largest city in the entire Central American region and this itself is a testament to the numerous opportunities that you shall come across here. Guatemala city has a population of almost 3 million and this shall offer you a good variety of horny girls, who are actually good looking and insanely hot as the demographics of the city dictate the abundance of wealthy families residing here.

While there are not many places to pinpoint in the capital city where you are ensured of meeting beautiful women, you can try your luck at some of the popular cafes, restaurants, and malls in the city. One of the most notable places would be the Oakland Mall.

Oakland Mall

The highest chances of meeting beautiful and horny Guatemalan women would be the cafes of the biggest cities where you can strike a conversation over a cup of coffee.

Tips for Nighttime

The country of Guatemala has a strictly average night time game. While it is way, way better than the daytime game in the country, it yet doesn’t quite match up to the standards of other Central American countries. The nightlife is firstly limited by the handful of quality nightclubs, pubs, and bars in each major city and secondly, most of these places shut down early in the night, say around 1 am. This conservative approach of the people does add pressure and give you a small window of opportunity to act at night.

It is recommended that you dress up, groom well, choose the best nightclubs in the area and head there early in the night to kickstart your night-time game without losing out on a few extra hours or opportunities which other men could snatch up. If you execute much of this well and approach the women in the right manner, you could be in bed having sex within an hour of your first approach. So plan well, and keep that room ready, of course with all the goods and essentials.

RatingNighttime Chance of hooking up at nighttime: 3 / 5

The chances of hooking up at night-time in the country of Guatemala are average. While there are quite a few opportunities, coming across these is a task within itself and you shall have to ask around a little or perhaps enlist the help of a few locals to be in the inside circle to give you wider access to women. Much of your chances depend upon your skills and how you handle the opportunities that come your way. The above-given rating is just an indicative average for the male tourist heading to Guatemala.

Best Nightclubs to Meet Girls

The country of Guatemala as described above has an average night-time game, much of which is direct because of average nightclubs which do not match up to the expectations of local hotties and partygoers. In such a scenario, the best option is to head to Antigua in Guatemala. It is considered to be the party capital of the country as it has an insane nightlife which mainly comprises of extremely sexy and horny females, both locals and tourists.

The cultural and conservative approach of most of the Guatemalans is not seen here; instead, you shall come across naughty young women who party wild, drink like a fish and are horny all the time. Antigua is a party hotspot and most of the action goes down here only on the weekends. So it is a great option to explore for most single men in the country. Some of the most popular nightclubs you can visit when in Antigua include

  • Las Vibras
  • Monoloco
  • Reilly’s
RatingLooks Nightlife in general: 2 / 5

The nightlife in the country of Guatemala is below average. While most of the bars and pubs do not have the world-class ambiance that is required to pull in crowds, mainly expats and tourists, it does have a considerable number of partygoers in Antigua, with local girls and backpackers giving your clear signs to hookup even before you utter words to kickstart a conversation.

Mature Ladies and Cougars

Those travelers who plan on visiting the country of Guatemala to get laid with mature women, especially those above the age of 40, shall be left with a sweet and sour taste. On the one hand, there are plenty of good looking women who are above the age of 40 and willing to have sex with tourists. The reason behind this might vary though, while some are divorced, some estranged post-marriage, while some are simply widowed. Seldom shall you come across a woman who cheats on her husband.

Regions

Map of Guatemala
Central Highlands
around Guatemala City, stretching north to the border with Petén region.
Western Highlands
Lake Atitlan and many modern Maya villages
Caribbean Coast
hot and steamy, beaches, and boat access to and from Belize
Petén
hot, jungled region in the north with the most impressive ancient Maya ruins
Pacific Highlands
steamy highlands going down to the Pacific beaches

Cities

  • Guatemala City — Capital and largest city with many amenities
  • Antigua Guatemala — Colonial Spanish capital of Central America, a World Heritage site, and the most popular among tourists
  • Flores — Island capital of Petén, good starting point to access Mayan ruins of Tikal.
  • Livingston — a very small town and it does not take long to become familiar with the place.
  • Melchor de Mencos — Border town which is the main crossing point to Belize
  • Panajachel — Gateway to Lake Atitlán, a beautiful and busy tourist area
  • Puerto Barrios — Caribbean seaport with speedboats to and from Belize
  • Puerto San José — Pacific seaport
  • Quetzaltenango — Second largest city, in the western highlands. Commonly called "Xela".
  • Sayaxché — River gateway in Petén
  • Coban — Town with a rich culture and a great launching point to travel to Semuc Champay

Dating

When visiting Guatemala, dating can be a fun and interesting experience. AdultFriendFinder.com, lets you meet local members in Guatemala and get to know them on a personal basis before you arrive. It just takes a few minutes, you simply create an account, upload a few images and tell a little about yourself. Since time in your destination may be limited, get to know each other’s desires beforehand so when you do meet, you can skip the awkward introductions and start having some real fun.

Top Dating Tips

Those individuals who are headed to the country of Guatemala to date the local women shall find greater success than those men who are simply visiting the country to hookup. This is because most of the young girls are obsessed with being in a relationship. These women prefer romantic affairs over casual sex and flings. Most of the Guatemalan women avoid kissing or having sex until the fourth or the fifth date. So if you are willing to be the romantic hero, having no qualms about waiting it out and taking things further, you shall pretty much be the ideal man for any woman in the country.

Online Dating

Those tourists who are visiting the region of Central America must know that women seldom prefer using online dating apps and websites. However, here, there is an added advantage that many people wouldn’t envisage, the lack of accessibility for most women means that the limited audiences that would use these apps are the hot rich and privileged women who you aspire to sleep with. The most popular apps are:

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What Kind of Guys Have the Best Chances

In Guatemala, the formula is simple, those men who are marginally wealthy, charming, and willing to be romantics are the ones who have the best chances. Seldom do looks, social status, and other aspects matter. This is primarily because the women are interested in having a future where they are running a household and for this, they are ready to pleasure men in any possible way. Lastly, most of the women in Guatemala know very little to no English, hence, those men who are fluent in Spanish have the best chances with the women in the country.

Risks while Gaming

To begin with, Guatemala is known to be a highly unsafe location for most of the tourists visiting the country. So remember, while gaming, avoid accepting drinks from random women, neither should you follow them to unknown places like dark alleys or shady hotel rooms, for all you know, it could be a trap to mug you.

Secondly, remember, in Guatemala, most of the women are reckless and eager to start a family, being warm and affectionate to tourists. They do end up having unprotected sex as well, but if you are foolish enough to get her pregnant, you could land yourself in serious trouble as most women shun abortion and have the child, putting serious pressure on you via society and local authorities to be the father and supply her with essentials especially money to support the child. This can be considered as social extortion and you must beware of it.

Thirdly, in Guatemala, there are many young girls who get married at a tender age, sometimes by the age of 17; they are a mother to a child and as they get older, they might be neglected by their husbands, if you happen to hook up with one such woman, not only do you risk the wrath of the husband, but you also run the risk of being entangled in social blackmail which entitles you to take the responsibility of the girl in the eventuality that her husband walks out on her. So be careful, stay away from married women, gold diggers, or even underage girls.

How to Get Laid as Soon as Possible

Getting laid as soon as possible in the country of Guatemala is not a mammoth task. All you have to do is visit the most popular cafes, bars, and restaurants in the biggest cities. Even better, if you are in Antigua, where you just need to go to the nearest party where the women are getting drunk and looking for men to pleasure them.

Gold Diggers and Sugar Babies

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Swinging and Naturism

The country of Guatemala is a highly conservative one and seldom shall you hear about people indulging in swinging and naturism. But with the growing reputation of Antigua as a party destination, several tourists come in and indulge in various forms of sexual debauchery, so if you wish to be wild and carefree, looking for some extra action, you know where to head to.

Costs of Living

Guatemala is a very cost-friendly country to visit. More details about this are given below.

CostsDay Single traveler’s budget per day: US$50 - $300

The individual tourist who is visiting the country shall not spend more than 50 USD per day if he is on a budget trip to Guatemala and if he wishes to spend more to have a better quality trip, he shall spend around 300 USD.

CostsAccommodation Accommodation per night: US$10 - $200

The tourists who are traveling to Guatemala, can enjoy a stay for as low as 10 USD and live in opulent luxury for a minimum of 100 USD. More details about this are given below.

CostsBeerBottle Beer in a grocery shop: US$2 - $4

Beer, when purchased from a regular grocery shop, costs not more than 2 USD a pint while imported ones cost a little more.

CostsBeerBar Beer in a bar or restaurant: US$3 - $6

As the trend suggests a beer which is enjoyed at a bar or a restaurant shall be at least the double of the price that is commanded at a grocery store, hence, one can estimate a pint of beer to cost 4-5 USD at a minimum.

CostsMeal Meal in a restaurant: US$5 - $70

The food in most parts of Guatemala is cheap and wholesome, you can enjoy a decent meal at a local restaurant for 4-5 USD. While fine dining shall cost significantly more and the prices go up to 15 USD for each meal.

Accommodation

The country offers hostel bunks and BnBs for backpackers at the cost of 10-15 USD per night, while those who want some luxury can check into a 3-star hotel room for 50 USD while opulent 5-star hotel suites cost 100 USD and above in the capital city.

Tikal Futura, a hotel in the capital

How to Get There and Move Around

Details about the transportation system in the country of Guatemala are given below:

By air:

The country has its biggest airport in the form of La Aurora International Airport. It is situated in the capital city of Guatemala City and is the most preferred by tourists visiting the country.

La Aurora International Airport

By bus:

The local bus transportation with the cities is known as the Chicken Bus, these are remodeled American school buses. While private operators run first-class, modern buses, with air-conditioning and amenities for longer distances.

Chicken Bus

By car:

There are about 15,000 kilometers of highways in Guatemala with almost one-third being unpaved. The local streets in most towns are one-ways to avoid the congestion of traffic.

By train:

The railway network of the country is very limited with less than 1000 kilometers of railway lines, which operate a handful of tourist trains.

Tourist Train

By boat:

Being close to the Caribbean, there are numerous scenic boat rides that one can take to popular destinations in neighboring countries.

Visas:

Those who are visiting the country and do not need a visa can directly enter with a valid passport and stay for 90 days while others can apply for a tourist visa from their country of origin for Guatemala.

Digital Nomads and Remote Work

The country of Guatemala is a poor place for digital nomads, it has great places to work from and is highly affordable but healthcare, nightlife, safety, and LGBTQ+ friendliness does break the deal.

Internet and Mobile Operators

The country of Guatemala has below average coverage for mobile network and average internet access which clocks in at an average of just 5 Mbps. Some of the biggest telecom operators in Guatemala are as follows:

  • Claro
  • Movistar
  • TIGO
  • Digicel

Gambling and Casinos

Those who wish to enjoy their time in the country of Guatemala by gambling in casinos have to head to the capital, Guatemala City, as this is the only destination with casinos. In Guatemala City, gambling enthusiasts can head to the Guatemala Princess Casino that offers 282 gaming machines, 4 live poker tables, and 17 other table games.

Weed and Drugs

Central America has been the hub for drugs and narcotics. Right from their production, to their consumption, and even export to the United States of America. Guatemala is a key location where you can obtain all the types of drugs you want for consumption. While the government is waging a war against drugs, you can easily score, get high, and even if you get caught, you can bribe your way out. Much of this applies for hard drugs and weed is barely counted in any of this.

Health, Fitness, Gyms and Massage

Most of the major cities in Guatemala have a decent gym where local people workout. When visiting opt to go for an in-house gym for safety purposes, if your hotel doesn’t offer one, go for the gym closest to your hotel. While those who are spa enthusiasts and are longing for a massage can head to the nearest holistic center.

STDs and HIV

The official statistics of HIV and STDs in Guatemala are grossly inaccurate as many individuals affected by the diseases go undetected and the actual figure is incomprehensible when compared to official numbers. Hence, tourists are recommended to indulge in protected sex even if they are having sex with young girls who are “so-called virgins”.

Stay Safe

Guatemala has one of the highest rates of violent crime in the world. Travellers should take some extra precautions when in Guatemala. If you are mugged, carjacked, or approached by armed individuals, cooperate. Do not make any sudden movements, and give whatever belongings or money that are demanded.

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