Malta hookup guide advises how to pick up girls and where to find beautiful women. The best nightclubs and top places for dating in Malta are listed in this single man’s travel guide. Read more how to date Maltese girls and how to get laid in Malta, Europe.
Malta is an island country in the Mediterranean Sea that lies south of the island of Sicily, Italy. The country is an archipelago, with only the three largest islands (Malta, Għawdex or Gozo, and Kemmuna or Comino) being inhabited.
- 1 How to Pick Up Girls
- 2 Top Dating Tips
- 3 Online Dating
- 4 What Kind of Guys Have the Best Chances
- 5 Risks while Gaming
- 6 How to Get Laid as Soon as Possible
- 7 Gold Diggers and Sugar Babies
- 8 Swinger Clubs and Naturism
- 9 Costs of Living
- 10 Accommodation
- 11 How to Get There and Move Around
- 12 Digital Nomads and Remote Work
- 13 Internet and Mobile Operators
- 14 Gambling and Casinos
- 15 Weed and Drugs
- 16 Health, Fitness, Gyms and Massage
- 17 STDs and HIV
- 18 Stay Safe
- 19 See Also
How to Pick Up Girls
Hooking up with girls in Malta is easy if you know where to look for ladies. Generally speaking, you have two options to get sex in Malta. First and maybe the easiest way is to go to the party heaven in the Paceville district and hookup with the tourist girl. However, if you have bit more time, you may try your luck luck through the Tinder-dating app. You just need to remember that you may need to use some time on chatting before the girl is willing to meet you face to face.
Short term tactics (a few days)
If you don't have a lot of time, the best way to hookup is in Paceville-party heaven. Paceville is the place that has clubbing and pubs open 365 days a year, so you can be almost sure that wether you go there in Monday or at Saturday, you will find some sexy girls on the partymood. Most of the ladies are tourists but some of them might be expatriates who are working in Malta.
If you are just purely looking for sex, the best time to go to Paceville is at at 1-2 am, when the girls are starting to feel a bit drunk and are more open for hot and wild one night stands.
Medium term tactics (2-3 weeks)
If you have two to three weeks time in Malta, it means that you can easily meet a girl for two or three times and try to build an athmosphere and connection with the girl. Usually after meeting a girl couple of times, the changes to get to the bed with her are better than if you try to pull her to home directly from the street or from the cafe.
Long term (a month or more)
If you are in Malta for a longer time, the best thing is for sure to look for a girl with who is in a need of a casual fuckbuddy. Then you avoid hassling all the time on using your time with finding a new pussy every night. But, this totally depends on what you are looking for. You need to remember one thing, finding a stable relationship in Malta is difficult because most of the people in Malta are there temporary if they are not Maltese. Then, if they are Maltese, they are not usually interested of foreign guys cause the know that you will be leaving the island sooner or later.
Anyways, finding a long term fuckbuddy or a girlfriend is not impossible. If you try to find a girlfriend, don't go to Paceville. Better place to look for a girlfriend is to go to local small pubs where you can find interesting and smart people who enjoys smartly and good conversation and probably then hookup and jump to the bed with. Best places to find company are the small pubs and restaurants in the Strand or in Valletta.
In the long term, it is not recommended to bet all for one girl no matter how nice and good looking she is because the changes are that she is also playing with two or even more set of cards. People who live in Malta know it more than better, that the most of the people in Malta are having fun and not looking for a serious relationship. This is good to keep in mind.
In Malta people are generally happy, open minded and looking for adventures. As a wice old man in Malta once said, the foreign and tourist girls in Malta do things they don't do back home! Take advantage of this situation and to the foreign girls.
As a side of this, you can also look for a local girls in dating Apps as such aS Tinder. Just remember to make your move in Tinder pretty soon and don't stay just chatting nonsense with the girl for days because that's not going to give you anything. There are too many people in Tinder who get's satisfaction of just teasing people in Tinder. Chat for a couple of sentences and ask for a coffee. If the girl accepts good, if no, forget and go for the next one.
Best changes to hookup with someone are when you are active outdoors and online same time. That's the best way to maximize your changes.
You cannot really say how the typical girl in Malta looks like cause there's so many tourists and expatriates living on the island. If you are talking about the typical Maltese girl, they are always dark-haired and quite short. Maltese people are generally very short. Maltese girls pay a lot of attention on how their look a like.
Maltese girls are usually very shy and not really in to the hookups. This is because they have their reputation which they are afraid to lose and sometimes they are already married to their cousins on a very young age. This means that you cannot really be too pushy on the beginning. Then again, there are so many horny foreign girls who's attitude is completely opposite of shy and close minded. You really need to customize your strategy depending on who you are approaching the girls. So to summarize: If the woman is Maltese, be a bit cautious, try to build trust and don't try to be too aggressive on getting laid immediately. If the girl is on holiday and in Malta for a shorter time, try to hookup as soon as possible and don't sleep by your luck.
Stereotype of girls:
There is no stereotype for a Maltese girls as there is no stereotypic Maltese guy. In Malta there are people from almost all over the world. There are a lot of people working on the restaurants without papers and they are usually from the South America or from Eastern Europe. Other than those, there are also girls from Scandinavia and they are usually working on gambling industry on online casinos are related companies. Finnish and Swedish girls are usually the naughtiest ones and willing to have sexy one night stands.
Chance of mature ladies:
It's pretty hard to find mature ladies in Malta cause most of the local girls get married at very young age. If you are looking for a mature lady, it's best to talk to the foreign MILF's on the street and not worry too much. They are usually more open minded than in their home country since they have no reputation to lose. The climate is also on your side on this. When it's sunny, people are generally on the better mood and more open minded for wild adventures.
Don't search for mature ladies at Paceville because that's the place for people under 30 years old.
Tips for Daytime
Changes of picking up a girl at daytime depends on the weekday and time of the year. The best changes to hookup with a girl are at the summertime when there are a lot of horny tourists on the island. On the peak tourist months, there can be over 500 000 tourist on the island. This means that the population can be even double compared to the normal population. Anyways, remember that Maltese people are quite religious and it's really difficult to pick up a Maltese girl for a one night stand. This doesn't mean you cannot find luck at the daytime.
Best spots to meet girls:
Best spots to meet girls are the beaches, street cafeterias and walking streets on the daytime and pubs and Paceville at the night time. Remember that finding the right one always takes time and you may need to to get some rejections before you get lucky. This will happen sooner or later because there are a lot of easy tourist girls who come to have fun and enjoy their vacation!
Tips for Nighttime
Chances of hooking up at the nighttime depend on totally where you are staying. Best locations to hookup and get tasty pussy at nighttime are best on Paceville nightclubs or from the St.Julians pubs or even from the small pubs in Gzira. Other than those places, it's really difficult to hookup at the nighttime because most of the openminded tourists who are down to fuck, hang around on those areas. On the villages there lives mostly locals and as said earlier, they are not willing to have one night stands so easily.
Best nightclubs to meet girls:
Top Dating Tips
It's impossible to tell you direct dating tips because you need to act depending on the person who you are dating as well as of the situation. There are just a couple of topics that you should try to avoid. First is politics. Maltese politics have often been on news about corruption scandals. Maltese people are obviously bitter of this and angry about how their tax money is spent. Just be yourself, smile and be positive! That works always!
Tinder is fairly popular in Malta. At the moment there's no any other popular dating apps. Just keep in mind that most of the girls using Tinder are tourists, so if you are searching for something more longer term, maybe dating apps are not the best option. There's no really a problem with the sex workers on the dating apps, but there are still some hookers and sugarbabes on Tinder trying to make cash
What Kind of Guys Have the Best Chances
Because most of the girls who are willing to have one-nighters are tourists, they might be more open to do it with another tourist. This means that they in the island to look for a husband. If you try to hookup with a local girl, you might need to spend some money during the process. Sometimes maltese girls want to go out just to get a free dinner and drinks. As silly as it is.
You might get pulled from the nose once but don't be silly enough to be cheated two times with the same girl. If you are looking for sex, make this clear to the girl sooner or later. Not saying to try to pull her pants down immediately but just saying to test it by touching and getting to the skin.
Maltese girls don't like macho guys, so don't try to make an impression on girl with your money or muscles.
Risks while Gaming
There's no big risks on gaming in Malta. You don't need to be worried that someone would try to daze you or put something on to your drink. If the woman does not give green light to you, just forget her and move to the next one. Simple and easy.
How to Get Laid as Soon as Possible
If you want to get laid quickly, just go to the street, try to chat with dozen of girls, if you notice someone feels to be interested, take her number and hookup later, or make your move immediately and take her to your accommodation for a quick bang. Because the wild foreign girls are on the holiday mood, they are more open for one night stands, etc...
Gold Diggers and Sugar Babies
The Sugar Baby scene in Malta is still quite new but there are a lot of beautiful young girls looking for a Sugar Daddy. The best and safest way to hook up with a Sugar Baby is online. At SecretBenefits.com there is a wide selection of nice girls who are looking for an older guy to take care of them. These babes are easy to approach and you can settle everything before meeting up.
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Be aware of the Gold diggers. To be honest, there's no that much gold diggers in Malta but you may find some. Usually the sugarbabes and gold diggers are from the poorer East-European countries or from the South American countries and residing in Malta without papers. But as mentioned earlier Maltese girls are always ready for a free lunch without giving anything in return. So, be aware!
Swinger Clubs and Naturism
There's no nudist beaches in Malta. Sunbathing topless is illegal and you may get a fine for doing that. Malta is highly religious country and you sunbathing topless is considered disrespectful. So if you are looking for a nudist beach or swinger clubs, Malta is not the right holiday destination for you. Although there are some underground private swinging parties
Costs of Living
Cost of living in Malta is not as cheap as you could imagine. Most of the foods and drinks are imported from the overseas which makes everything relatively expensive.
If you are staying by yourself on a nice Airbnb or a hotel, you should invest something like 80-100 €/night if you are travelling in the high season.
There are a lot of opprtunities for accommodation in Malta. If you want to have fun, enjoy good restaurants and go to the pubs, then book accomodation from somewhere between the Paceville -St.Julians - Sliema. Prices vary from 50€-150€. On the summer months its recommendable to book accommodation in advance. Usually its totally fine to bring a hookup on your room without extra charge.
How to Get There and Move Around
There's a network of public busses in Malta but the problem is that they don's stay in the schedule. Another problem is that the road network is not really build for amount of the cars and the vehicles there is at the moment. Probably the most convenient way to move around in Malta is by scooter because you can drive between the lines on the rush hours. There are many places you can rent scooter in Malta.
There's no Uber in Malta but there is Taxify. Taxify is approximately as cheap as an official taxi.
There's a public transport network in Malta. You can see the schedule from here. Bust ticket cost 1,5 € and you can buy it from the bus directly.
It's possible to take a ship from Pozzallo, Italy to Malta, but we don't think it would make any sense to come to Malta with own car. If you want to have a car for your holiday, it's better to rent one from Malta. Cost is about 30 €/day.
There's no train in Malta.
You can take a ferry from Pozzallo, Italy.
Malta is a Schengen country so EU-citizens don't need a visa to enter the country. US-citizens can visit Malta without visa for 90 days for tourist or business purposes.
Digital Nomads and Remote Work
There are two Regus-remote offices in Malta and its very easy to find internet cafe to work in Malta. Also, there is even public wifi in the Strand, even tough the connection is not perfectly strong.
Internet and Mobile Operators
Its easy to buy prepaid SIM-card in Malta. The most popular operators are Melita, GO and Vodafone. They are not super cheap but work well for a short time.
Gambling and Casinos
Malta is famous the online casinos that keeps their base in Malta due to the light legislation and open policy to sell licences to online casino companies.
Besides that, there are also couple of brick and mortar casinos such as Portomaso Casino and Casino Malta.
Keep in mind that you need to wear long trousers and preferably a collar-shirt to enter the casino.
Weed and Drugs
Don't take any drugs in Malta. Have fun, play around but do it the legal way and don't take any drugs. If you end up being arrested and police finds drugs on you, your name will end up on the public newspaper and when someone google's you, your name mind come out in the online.
There is a big problem in Malta with the drugs and the authorities are fighting hard to reduce the amount of drugs in Malta. Average price is 20€/gram.
Health, Fitness, Gyms and Massage
Malta its not famous for its athletes but there are some gyms on the island. Most of them are on the main central business district, (Gzira, Paceville, St.Julians). Average monthly gym card costs 50€.
There are also a lot of Chinese massage parlours that can provide you a happy ending with a small extra cost. Quality of the massage varies but generally speaking the massage ladies can do their job. Cost of the massage is usually 30€/30 min and with happy ending 40€/ 30 min.
STDs and HIV
HIV is not a big problem in Malta. At the moment the HIV-percentage is only 0,1 %, even tough the number of new infections has been growing rapidly in Malta among foreign people. Remember always to use protection and you'll be fine. In 2017 there were 45 new HIV-infections diagnosed in Malta.
Malta is generally safe country. You just need to remember to use common sense on the night time. There are pocket pickers and thieves in Paceville at the night time and this is good to keep in mind. Don't walk home by yourself from Paceville especially if you are drunk. Street thieves spot easy targets and they might attack you as a group.
Traffic is a problem in Malta. Drunk driving is unfortunately common in Malta. Many tourists rent ATV's/Four wheels without any former experience of driving them before. This is unbelievable stupid. Don't do this. Public transport and taxi's are cheap in Malta.