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Pick up lines can be used in many different situations. If you want to make an impression, you will need to use the best pickup line for that moment. Pickup lines can be smart, funny, smooth, cheesy or anything what makes the girl laugh. Good luck!

Drunken guys flirting with a girl.

Top 10 Best Pick Up Lines

  • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  • I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
  • I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
  • My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.

Funny Pick Up Lines

  • I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
  • You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
  • If you were a Transformer... you’d be Optimus Fine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.

Clever Pick Up Lines

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  • Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
  • I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast

Smooth Pick Up Lines

  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  • Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
  • Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  • Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together.

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