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Nairobi dating guide advises how to pick up Kenyan girls and how to hookup with local women in Nairobi. Travel, enjoy and have fun with hot single girls and you might even meet the love of your life. Read more on how to date Kenyan women, where to find sex and how to get laid in Nairobi, Kenya.

Nairobi skyline

Nairobi is not only the capital but also the largest city of Kenya. The city is also known as the Green City in the Sun and it's name comes from the Nairobi River that flows through the city. The city has had a population of 3,138,369 in the 2009 census, while the metropolitan area has a population of 6,547,547. It is also the hub for business and cultural activity in Kenya.

Nairobi Top 10 Overview:

Chance of picking up girls: 4 / 5

Picking up at daytime: 3 / 5

Picking up at nighttime: 3.5 / 5

Looks of girls: 4 / 5

Attitude of girls: 3.5 / 5

Nightlife in general: 3 / 5

Locals' English level: 4 / 5

Moving around the city: 4 / 5

Budget per day: US$30 - $400

Accommodation: US$6 - $260

Girls in Nairobi

Nairobi girls are absolutely stunning and not to mention intelligent as well. They are very outgoing and sexually liberated. These exotic beauties are great in bed as well so if you are looking to hook up in Nairobi, you will definitely have a memorable experience. Due to the presence of acclaimed universities in the city like University of Nairobi and United States International University you will find the girls to be more independent,educated and open to the idea of hooking up and dating as opposed to other places in Kenya.

RatingLooks Looks of girls: 4 / 5

These girls, have wasp-like waistlines, huge behinds, and sizeable busts. they have weaves several inches long and acrylic nails that resemble tendons. If big and beautiful is your type, there you go. Most Kenyan girls are born voluptuous, but there are however those who have undergone procedures to attain a specific body type.

Then there is the exotic look. With the natural hair campaign and Lupita Nyong'o being declared one of the most beautiful women in the world, an equally large number of Nairobi girls have decided to embrace their natural beauty. These curly haired beauties with dark skin and mostly slender physiques are a sight to behold.

On the other hand a curvy Nairobi woman is considered very beautiful, this is why many girls are even opting to go for enhancement to attain that look. Most curvy girls are already taken so you have a higher chance with a skinny girl but this does not mean you can not get a curvy one.

Kenyan Women in Nairobi
RatingAttitude Attitude of girls: 3.5 / 5

Nairobi girls are not reserved, at all. They are very outgoing and are the life of the party. They love Mzungu [it is a Bantu language term used in the African Great Lakes region to refer to people of European descent) and take pride in having their friends know that they are dating a foreigner. It's the same thing under the sack, they give their all between the sheets.

Nairobi girls are also very civilized and the girls are at par with what is happening in the rest of the world. Don't be too worried as to whether taking them to Avengers will be a good idea; they have most likely watched it.

How to Pick Up Girls

Picking them up is not the challenge, choosing from the bevy of beauties will be the challenge. Nairobi girls love foreigners, especially white people. Approach a girl nicely and invite her for a drink or coffee depending on the time of the day. Be charming and flirty, you will get the girl in no time. There are many places where you can approach girls which are discussed in the following sections to give you a complete guide of how to hook up with a girl in Nairobi.

RatingPickup Chance of picking up: 4 / 5

Chances of picking up girls are very high. You just need to be smart about it and charm her with your wit, humour and money. The day time and nigh time game are both pretty good in the city.

Tips for Daytime

While girls seem to be more approachable in night clubs, picking them during the day is also relatively easy. Just don't go to the dingy areas of River Road. Try to hang around the high end areas.

It may look weird to approach a girl randomly and start talking to her, at least if you are a local. As a foreigner however, she will not suspect you of trying to mug her, she will definitely listen to you. That does not mean you start stopping randoms on the street. The best places to find them are malls;

  • Galleria Mall
  • Junction
  • Westend
  • Two Rivers
  • Kigali Road
Kigali Road
RatingDaytime Chance of picking up at daytime: 3.5 / 5

There are very high chances of hooking up during the day if you have a plan and are strategic. Nairobi girls are very social. Malls are packed with university students hoping to get a sugar daddy etc.

Best Places to Meet Girls

It is very much possible to pick up girls during the day. The best places to find girls are:

  • Malls and coffee joints- Most are college students who prefer hanging out with their friends at Java or Art Cafe. KFC is also a very popular joint for those who love fast foods. The joints are strategically placed near The University of Nairobi and other town campuses.
University of Nairobi
  • The Maasai market- It is the biggest open-air market where you can get the Maasai cultural outfits and accessories. Every expatriate who comes to Kenya and is in love with Kenyan culture goes to the Maasai market to buy some cultural pieces. Even local girls are aware that you want to drink in your Kenyan experience and they will be willing to help you.
The Maasai market
  • Uhuru Park- Nairobi has a lot of beautiful parks and gardens, Uhuru is one of them. It is very pretty and you will find many hot girls hanging around the park. The best part is the fun activities like boat and camel riding.
Uhuru Park
  • Village Market- It is an extensive shopping centre with lots of places to eat and drink so a perfect choice to go and approach a hot girl and ask her out for a coffee or lunch.
Village Market

Tips for Nighttime

Stick to the upmarket clubs. Avoid the clubs in the Downtown area. If you find a hot girl, you can smile at her and invite her to your table. After you have successfully made her join your table, have fun. Discuss the latest musicians, ask her for a dance. Play truth or dare, you get the drift? If you are fun and entertaining all the odds are in your favour, the girl will be in your bed by the end of the night. Expect to have the time of your life under the sheets. Make sure you are staying at a decent enough place where you can actually invite her back otherwise she may decline your offer of taking things up a notch.

RatingNighttime Chance of hooking up at nighttime: 4 / 5

The chances of hooking up at night are pretty high. The girls are ready to party and let loose. They are horny and looking for a fun time and if you play your cards right then that fun time could be spent with you.

Best Nightclubs to Meet Girls

  • Mercury Lounge- It is located at Waiyaki Way. It’s very common to spot foreigners in this club due to its location, drinks, ambience and music. This is exactly where you should be if you are a good conversationalist and would like to at least create a rapport with your girl before hitting the sheets. The music is not too loud, it’s mellow.
  • Havana Bar and Restaurant- It is located at Westlands Wooddale Groove beside Sarit Center. The investors must have sunk millions to make it one of the best clubs in Kenya. It’s not only up market; the clients are mostly expatriates, the elites and business owners. The management has the right for admission, hence the girls who are allowed, are high quality girls, looking to meet foreigners and have a good time. You can now approach the beautiful girl at the counter without being judged, everyone is here for a good time.
  • B Club- It is also known as the billionaires club. The club mostly overprices its drinks and food, its over-hyped and all. Well they have very good music and the bourgeoisie clientele. It’s not uncommon to meet ambassadors’ daughters etc. The girls you will meet here are most likely to be pretty high maintenance so keep that in mind.
  • Hypnotica Club- It is at Woodvale Groove. The music is loud, very loud actually if you don’t mind. It’s also quite dark, so be keen when chatting the girls, the girl in stilettos and a dress few inches below the waist could as well be the bartender. The bartenders are handpicked models, and they dress to the occasion. The crowd can be a bit rowdy.
  • Gypsy Bar- In westlands is also a place to be. It was founded in 1994, for the love of being a gypsy. The crowd here is quite mature so if you are looking for a sugar baby, any young girl in the vicinity may be there for that. The music is also mellow.

Those are just some of the few clubs you can visit in Nairobi if you want to meet a girl.

RatingLooks Nightlife in general: 3 / 5

When the sun sets, Nairobi comes to life. During the day the girls are either in class attending lectures, or at work finishing up their reports, so you have to wait until dusk. Most girls would head to the clubs to turn up and to mingle in the evenings. The local clubs are not quite varied in their offerings and those who are used to a more first-world clubbing environment will sometimes struggle with the music and laid back atmosphere. However, that should not stop you from meeting a few very attractive Kenyan girls and having a good time.

Nairobi at Night

Mature Ladies and Cougars

Kenyan girls hardly look old. If you walk along the streets of Nairobi it will be difficult to tell huge age differences, among the girls , which actually exist, but the girls have groomed themselves so well, and keep fit they hardly look a year over thirty, even in their late forties and fifties. Several younger men are also dating older women in large numbers due to the same reason, it is almost impossible to tell a woman's exact age as they look younger than their real ages. The chances of meeting a younger woman or older woman are equally at 50/50.

Dating

When visiting Nairobi, dating can be a fun and interesting experience. AdultFriendFinder.com, lets you meet local members in Nairobi and get to know them on a personal basis before you arrive. It just takes a few minutes, you simply create an account, upload a few images and tell a little about yourself. Since time in your destination may be limited, get to know each other’s desires beforehand so when you do meet, you can skip the awkward introductions and start having some real fun.

Top Dating Tips

The golden rule is to always start by complimenting a Kenyan girl. However, do not be creepy, compliment her eyes, or hair or something in general. Taking them for dates is even easier, if she is a party animal you can hit the best clubs in town and dance till you drop. If you want to have some worthwhile conversations take them to a coffee place or a park. Movies are also a big thing in Kenya,there are so many cinemas in Nairobi where you can watch the latest movies together. Just be yourself, its better than to look like you are trying too hard.

There is no language barrier, at all. Most African countries have the local dialects and it's possible that they don't speak English. The good news is, English is the native language in Kenya. In fact, even socially, Nairobi girls prefer English, it's not only a sign of class. A language barrier can only exist if you are not a native English speaker, if that's the case then there could be a slight barrier, but this shouldn't be a problem if you can speak Basic English.

Online Dating

Dating apps are very popular in Kenya. It is also a very efficient and fast way of hooking up with a girl. Here are some popular apps that you can try:

Live Cam Dating

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What Kind of Guys Have the Best Chances

In Nairobi, it seems like every Caucasian, whether European or American, is referred to as white. Locally, Caucasians are referred to as "Mzungu." Mzungus are believed to be loaded; at least their wallets should be heavier than most locals. Mzungu is generally higher in the hierarchy than the locals. Nairobi girls love foreigners. Other than that good looking, funny and rich guys have the best chances.

Risks while Gaming

One of the major risks of dating at Nairobi is the risk of finding you dating a high class and exorbitant woman who mess you up by frequent shopping out of your money. It is good to be on the lookout for a woman you can afford without just going for any. A lot of women in Nairobi are young. Places frequented by young men experience chaos as they squabble over women. It is good to take your time to study these girls for clues of single hood. A fistfight is a common occurrence in Nairobi especially if you happen to approach a woman when her partner is around. It is also advisable to use protection to reduce chances of contracting venereal diseases.

How to Get Laid as Soon as Possible

How to get laid as soon as possible. It helps a lot to be persuasive to get what you want. If you have money, the better because you can afford to give them some gifts or ride them around. Approach several women and look serious about what you want and within no time you will find your effort rewarding. Plenty of these women hang out without really knowing what they need. It is upon you to tell them that you need them. Admire their beauty, buy them a bottle of James bond and there you are. Act friendly, and curious to know them better. Plenty of entertainment joints, middle-level bars, nightclubs and around the beach during daytime are some of the places they frequent.

Gold Diggers and Sugar Babies

The Sugar Baby scene in Nairobi is still quite new but there are a lot of beautiful young girls looking for a Sugar Daddy. The best and safest way to hook up with a Sugar Baby is online. At SecretBenefits.com there is a wide selection of nice girls who are looking for an older guy to take care of them. These babes are easy to approach and you can settle everything before meeting up.

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Swinger Clubs and Naturism

Swinger Parties are naturism do happen in Nairobi, but there are no specific clubs you will walk into and swing your partner. Partner swapping is more common that you can imagine, but you have to have your ears on the ground. As naturism and swinging are still frowned upon by the general public, it usually happens between closely knit friends who agree on non-disclosure.

Costs of Living

CostsDay Single traveler’s budget per day: US$30 - $400

The above-mentioned price includes accommodation, travel, and food. This is sufficient if you want to have a decent place to stay in with quality food and booze.

CostsAccommodation Accommodation per night: US$6 - $260

There are many exquisite accommodation options for tourists within the city. There are places to accommodate people with all types of budgets.

CostsBeerBottle Beer in a grocery shop: US$1 - $3

Beer is commonly available in grocery stores all over Nairobi for $1-$3.

CostsBeerBar Beer in a bar or restaurant: US$3 - $8

You can easily find quality beer in local bars or restaurants starting from USD 3.

CostsMeal Meal in a restaurant: US$3 - $50

A budget breakfast and lunch can cost you for only $3-$6. While the bill for a meal at an expensive restaurant can be around $50.

Accommodation

While Nairobi offers both low-budget and luxurious accommodation, it is definitely recommended for you to stay in a high-end hotel. The experience will definitely be worthwhile and a way to impress the girls. The cheapest accommodation can be for as low as $6, while a 3-5 star hotel will cost you from $15-$260.

Intercontinental Hotel, Nairobi

How to Get There and Move Around

Nairobi has a pretty decent transport system and moving around the city is very convenient.

By air: Jomo Kenyatta International Airport, is an international airport in Nairobi and the largest airport in Kenya. The airlines provide a great service to their passengers. Traveling by air is the fastest way to reach Nairobi, with minimal hassle.

Jomo Kenyatta International Airport

By bus: Buses in Nairobi consist of mini vans which are called matatu and minibuses. Travelling on the buses is not a great idea because of the congested space and the overall condition of the buses itself.

The Matatu bus in Nairobi

By car: Due to Nairobi’s endemic street crime, taxis here are overpriced and undermaintained, but you’ve little choice, particularly at night. Taxis don’t cruise for passengers, but you can find them parked on every other street corner in the city centre – at night they’re found outside restaurants, bars and nightclubs. Renting a car is not the best idea because of the traffic situation.

The horrible traffic situation in the city

By train: The train from Nairobi to Mombasa runs every Monday and Friday to Mombasa, and, every Sunday and Wednesday to Nairobi. Leaves at 5 pm and arrives at 11 am. On the other hand there are commuter trains operating in the city but the service is not amazing.

A train at its platform on Nairobi Terminus just before departure to Mombasa

By boat: While travelling to the city via boat is not the best option but boating tours and cruise trips are a great way to spend your time in Nairobi.

Uhuru park boats

Visas: If you are a foreigner, you will be required to have a tourist visa, or an Electronic Travel Authorization (ETA) in order to be granted entry in Kenya.

Digital Nomads and Remote Work

If you are planning to work in Nairobi, you will find a number of work opportunities within the city. The companies are willing to hire someone with a wide skill set, especially those that can speak multiple languages. The fastest and one of the most guaranteed way of finding work is through online websites.

Internet and Mobile Operators

Nairobi has a fast-working net and mobile operators available.

The highest rated mobile networks are:

  • Safaricom
  • Airtel
  • Telecom Kenya

Gambling and Casinos

Gambling is legal in the city and following are the places where you can enjoy:

  • Mayfair Casino- It features six card tables, six roulette tables, and sixty slot and video machines. Amongst the games on offer are American roulette, Black Jack, Pontoon, Caribbean Poker, Brag, Seven Card Poker, and Bingo. Its made up of mostly rustic wood and represent Kenyan culture.
  • Finix Casino- that offers punters five single roulette tables, ten Black Jack tables, Pontoon, Caribbean Baccarat, Texas Hold Em Poker, slot machines featuring progressive jackpots, and an electronic roulette table.

Most foreigners prefer to use the casinos at the casino hotels as they are more convenient if they are staying there. Best land-based casinos to visit in Kenya are

  • Safari Park Hotel & Casino
  • Captains Club Casino
  • Golden Key Casino

Weed and Drugs

Drugs and Weed are illegal in Kenya. However, they are in huge circulation and are quite accessible. All one has to do is to be cautious and have their ears to the ground.

Health, Fitness, Gyms and Massage

Majority of the hotels in Nairobi also hosts gymnastics and massage parlors. Swingers and naturists prefer a naked massage, which is one of the exclusive events which make life quite enjoyable. A health and fitness gym exists for all depending on your pocket.

STDs and HIV

Kenya’s HIV epidemic not only affects most of its general population but also groups of men who have sex with men, women, sex workers and people who inject drugs are still more vulnerable to infection. Female sex workers carry the burden of HIV infections in Nairobi with approximately 37%. With every three workers you pick on the streets, chances are one could be infected. It is advisable to use a condom while you are there as a health precaution. STD’s include gonorrhea, syphilis, Chlamydia, etc can be avoided.

Stay Safe

Nairobi has a reputation for thievery. Beware of snatch and grab, con artists, or groups of people following you. Scams are elaborate and can involve up to 10 or more people working together. The best advice for a tourist is to stay in the city centre, know where you are at all times, and pretend you know where you're going (even if you don't). If you find yourself in an unfamiliar area your best bet is to find a taxi (although you will probably pay dearly if the driver suspects a panicked westerner!) Don't carry large quantities of money or passports on the street, and assume that anyone trying to engage you is up to no good or trying to sell you something. If one stays smart and plays safe, without going around much after dark, Nairobi can be a safe place to stay. Most locals are honest people who will happily help you if you approach them. The areas where you have to take special care are: Globe roundabout, Archives, Ambassadeur, Muthurwa Market, around Nation Centre, Landies road, Nyamakima, Kirinyaga road, Uhuru.

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